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Chris Pine Movies

Chris Pine

Want to know the best Chris Pine movies?  How about the worst Chris Pine movies?  Curious about Chris Pine box office grosses or which Chris Pine movie picked up the most Oscar® nominations? Need to know which Chris Pine movie got the best reviews from critics and audiences and which got the worst reviews? Well you have come to the right place….because we have all of that information.

Chris Pine (1980-) is an American actor.  Pine is most famous for playing James T. Kirk in the latest Star Trek movies. Pine has had success away from Star Trek In 2016 he starred in the critical hit, Hell or High Water and in 2017 he starred in the blockbuster Wonder Woman.  His IMDb page shows over 65 acting credits since 2003. This page will rank Chris Pine movies from Best to Worst in six different sortable columns of information. His television appearances, shorts and movies not released in North American theaters were not were not included in the rankings.

Chris Pine and Gal Gadot in 2017’s Wonder Woman…easily Pine’s biggest box office hit

Chris Pine Movies Ranked In Chronological Order With Ultimate Movie Rankings Score (1 to 5 UMR Tickets) *Best combo of box office, reviews and awards.

Year Movie (Year) Rating S
Year Movie (Year) Rating S
2009 Star Trek (2009)
2018 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Voice Only
2013 Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)
2017 Wonder Woman (2017)
2016 Star Trek: Beyond (2016)
2014 Into the Woods (2014)
2012 Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Voice Only
2010 Unstoppable (2010)
2023 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
2016 Hell Or High Water (2016)
AA Best Picture Nom
2004 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
2020 Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
2014 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014)
2014 Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)
2018 A Wrinkle In Time (2018)
2016 The Finest Hours (2016)
2022 Don't Worry Darling (2022)
2023 Wish (2023)
Voice Only
2018 Outlaw King (2018)
Netflix
2015 Z for Zachariah (2015)
2006 Smokin' Aces (2006)
2014 Stretch (2014)
2012 Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)
2008 Bottle Shock (2008)
2012 This Means War (2012)
2012 People Like Us (2012)
2005 Confession (2005)
2022 All The Old Knives (2022)
Amazon
2009 Carriers (2009)
2022 The Contractor (2022)
2006 Blind Dating (2006)
2006 Just My Luck (2006)
2010 Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
2024 Poolman (2024)

Chris Pine Movies Can Be Ranked 6 Ways In This Table

The really cool thing about this table is that it is “user-sortable”. Rank the movies anyway you want.

  • Sort Chris Pine movies by co-stars of his movies.
  • Sort Chris Pine movies by adjusted domestic box office grosses using current movie ticket cost (in millions)
  • Sort Chris Pine movies by yearly domestic box office rank
  • Sort Chris Pine movies how they were received by critics and audiences.  60% rating or higher should indicate a good movie.
  • Sort by how many Oscar® nominations each Chris Pine movie received and how many Oscar® wins each Chris Pine movie won.
  • Sort Chris Pine movies by Ultimate Movie Rankings (UMR) Score.  UMR Score puts box office, reviews and awards into a mathematical equation and gives each movie a score.
R Movie (Year) UMR Co-Star Links Adj. B.O. Worldwide (mil) Review Oscar Nom / Win UMR Score
R Movie (Year) UMR Co-Star Links Actual B.O. Domestic (mil) Adj. B.O. Domestic (mil) Adj. B.O. Worldwide (mil) B.O. Rank by Year Review Oscar Nom / Win UMR Score S
1 Star Trek (2009) Zoe Saldana &
Leonard Nimoy
257.70 429.6 642.80 7 89 04 / 01 99.0
2 Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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Nicolas Cage 190.20 244.0 481.70 15 87 01 / 01 98.7
3 Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) Anton Yelchin &
Leonard Nimoy
226.20 347.8 693.10 11 84 01 / 00 98.1
4 Wonder Woman (2017) Gal Gadot 413.60 576.3 1,146.50 3 84 00 / 00 98.0
5 Star Trek: Beyond (2016) Zoe Saldana &
Anton Yelchin
158.80 229.5 496.30 16 80 01 / 00 97.4
6 Into the Woods (2014) Meryl Streep &
Emily Blunt
128.00 195.8 326.10 24 69 03 / 00 94.5
7 Rise of the Guardians (2012)
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Hugh Jackman 103.40 162.4 476.90 31 71 00 / 00 90.4
10 Unstoppable (2010) Denzel Washington 81.40 129.0 265.50 41 78 00 / 00 89.4
7 Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) Hugh Grant 93.30 101.7 226.70 27 83 00 / 00 89.0
8 Hell Or High Water (2016)
AA Best Picture Nom
Jeff Bridges 27.00 39.0 54.70 99 91 04 / 00 87.3
11 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Anne Hathaway &
Julie Andrews
95.20 191.6 271.20 25 42 00 / 00 82.8
12 Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Gal Gadot 46.50 63.4 226.20 11 66 00 / 00 72.7
13 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) Kevin Costner &
Keira Knightley
50.60 77.4 207.30 68 60 00 / 00 71.0
14 Horrible Bosses 2 (2014) Jason Bateman &
Jennifer Aniston
54.40 83.3 164.70 61 53 00 / 00 65.2
18 A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Reese Witherspoon &
Oprah Winfrey
100.50 137.1 181.10 32 36 00 / 00 64.6
14 The Finest Hours (2016) Casey Affleck 27.60 39.8 75.30 97 66 00 / 00 64.2
15 Don't Worry Darling (2022) Florence Pugh &
Directed by Olivia Wilde
45.30 50.5 96.70 36 60 00 / 00 61.4
17 Wish (2023)
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Ariana DeBose 64.00 69.7 261.30 40 53 00 / 00 60.1
19 Outlaw King (2018)
Netflix
Stephen Dillane 0.10 0.1 0.10 382 73 00 / 00 55.3
18 Z for Zachariah (2015) Chiwetel Ejiofor &
Margot Robbie
0.10 0.2 0.20 209 72 00 / 00 53.7
21 Smokin' Aces (2006) Ryan Reynolds &
Jeremy Piven
35.80 68.0 108.50 86 48 00 / 00 50.9
22 Stretch (2014) Ray Liotta &
Patrick Wilson
0.00 0.1 0.20 392 68 00 / 00 47.5
23 Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012) Andy Samburg 3.10 4.9 4.90 162 67 00 / 00 46.7
22 Bottle Shock (2008) Alan Rickman 4.10 7.1 8.10 168 65 00 / 00 45.6
27 This Means War (2012) Tom Hardy 54.80 86.0 245.70 59 41 00 / 00 45.6
24 People Like Us (2012) Elizabeth Banks 12.40 19.5 19.80 131 60 00 / 00 42.2
25 Confession (2005) Bruce Davison 0.10 0.2 0.20 296 64 00 / 00 38.6
26 All The Old Knives (2022)
Amazon
Thandiwe Newton 0.10 0.1 0.10 254 63 00 / 00 36.8
28 Carriers (2009) Piper Perabo 0.10 0.2 9.70 272 55 00 / 00 20.9
29 The Contractor (2022) Kiefer Sutherland 1.00 1.2 2.30 121 53 00 / 00 18.1
30 Blind Dating (2006) Anjali Jay 0.10 0.2 1.60 308 53 00 / 00 16.9
32 Just My Luck (2006) Lindsay Lohan 17.30 32.9 72.50 124 40 00 / 00 13.4
31 Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010) William Shatner 0.00 0.1 0.10 361 48 00 / 00 11.1
34 Poolman (2024) Annette Bening 0.10 0.1 0.10 187 42 00 / 00 5.4

Chris Pine Adjusted World Wide Box Office Grosses
Movie (Year) UMR Co-Star Links World-Wide Box Office Adjusted (mil) S
Movie (Year) UMR Co-Star Links World-Wide Box Office Adjusted (mil) S
Wonder Woman (2017) Gal Gadot 1,146.50
Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) Anton Yelchin &
Leonard Nimoy
693.10
Star Trek (2009) Zoe Saldana &
Leonard Nimoy
642.80
Star Trek: Beyond (2016) Zoe Saldana &
Anton Yelchin
496.30
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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Nicolas Cage 481.70
Rise of the Guardians (2012)
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Hugh Jackman 476.90
Into the Woods (2014) Meryl Streep &
Emily Blunt
326.10
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Anne Hathaway &
Julie Andrews
271.20
Unstoppable (2010) Denzel Washington 265.50
Wish (2023)
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Ariana DeBose 261.30
This Means War (2012) Tom Hardy 245.70
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) Hugh Grant 226.70
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) Gal Gadot 226.20
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit (2014) Kevin Costner &
Keira Knightley
207.30
A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Reese Witherspoon &
Oprah Winfrey
181.10
Horrible Bosses 2 (2014) Jason Bateman &
Jennifer Aniston
164.70
Smokin' Aces (2006) Ryan Reynolds &
Jeremy Piven
108.50
Don't Worry Darling (2022) Florence Pugh &
Directed by Olivia Wilde
96.70
The Finest Hours (2016) Casey Affleck 75.30
Just My Luck (2006) Lindsay Lohan 72.50
Hell Or High Water (2016)
AA Best Picture Nom
Jeff Bridges 54.70
People Like Us (2012) Elizabeth Banks 19.80
Carriers (2009) Piper Perabo 9.70
Bottle Shock (2008) Alan Rickman 8.10
The Contractor (2022) Kiefer Sutherland 2.30
Blind Dating (2006) Anjali Jay 1.60
Stretch (2014) Ray Liotta &
Patrick Wilson
0.20

Possibly Interesting Facts About Chris Pine

1. Christopher Whitelaw Pine was born in Los Angeles, California in 1980.

2.  Chris Pine and Macaulay “Home Alone” Culkin where born on the same day and year.

3. Chris Pine’s dad is the actor Robert Pine.  Dad Pine is most famous for playing Sergeant Joseph Getraer on the television series CHiPs.

4. Chris Pine’s grandmother was the actress Anne Gwynne.  Gwynne was known as one of the first scream queens because of her numerous appearances in horror films.  She was one of the most popular pin-ups of World War II.

5.  When Chris Pine was cast as Captain James T. Kirk, he sent William Shatner a letter and received a reply containing Shatner’s approval.  

6. Chris Pine’s fans are affectionately known as “Pine Nuts”.  Wonder if they will find this page and if they will like it?

7. Chris Pine has never been married.

8. Chris Pine has been referred to as “the new Harrison Ford” on numerous occasions.

9.  Chris Pine was one of the contenders for the lead role in Avatar.  He lost out to Sam Worthington.

10. Check out Chris Pine’s career compared to current and classic actors.  Most 100 Million Dollar Movies of All-Time

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  1. Dan says:
    August 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Chris Pine is not on the Oracle of Bacon Top 1000 Center of the Hollywood Universe list (he didn’t make it this year either). Here are the people on the list he has worked with, and remember #14 fell off this year!

    4 SAMUEL L. JACKSON Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
    14 JOSEPH OLIVEIRA THE FINEST HOURS (2016)
    36 JOHN GOODMAN Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    59 MICHAEL PAPAJOHN This Means War (2012)
    68 RAY LIOTTA Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    68 RAY LIOTTA STRETCH (2014)
    70 MARK FALVO UNSTOPPABLE (2010)
    73 JOHNNY DEPP INTO THE WOODS (2014)
    79 BRAD PITT Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    91 JAMES EARL JONES Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
    101 LIN SHAYE Small Town Saturday Night (2010)
    120 ANDY GARCIA Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    144 TOM HANKS Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    153 STEPHEN TOBOLOWSKY Blind Dating (2006)
    163 JAMES CROMWELL Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    166 BRUCE DAVISON Confession (2005/I)
    168 STAN LEE The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    199 JOHN RHYS-DAVIES The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    204 KEVIN CORRIGAN Unstoppable (2010)
    206 KEVIN COSTNER JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT (2014)
    209 JAMES LEW STAR TREK (2009)
    216 BRUCE GREENWOOD Star Trek (2009)
    216 BRUCE GREENWOOD Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
    224 KEVIN DUNN Unstoppable (2010)
    230 DANNY HUSTON WONDER WOMAN (2017)
    231 BILL PULLMAN Bottle Shock (2008)
    239 JEREMY PIVEN Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    270 DOUG JONES Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
    272 BEN AFFLECK Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    279 MERYL STREEP INTO THE WOODS (2014)
    305 JEFF BRIDGES HELL OR HIGH WATER (2016)
    346 KEVIN SPACEY HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    351 ROSARIO DAWSON Unstoppable (2010)
    361 DENZEL WASHINGTON Unstoppable (2010)
    367 CLIFTON COLLINS JR. STAR TREK (2009)
    374 JUDE LAW Rise of the Guardians (2012)
    381 JOHN HAWKES Small Town Saturday Night (2010)
    392 GREG COLLINS Bottle Shock (2008)
    393 ELIJAH WOOD Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    393 ELIJAH WOOD Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)
    411 JON FAVREAU People Like Us (2012)
    414 LARRY MILLER The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    435 KEVIN BACON Beyond All Boundaries (2009)
    440 WINONA RYDER Star Trek (2009)
    454 ARNE STARR Star Trek (2009)
    459 BRENT BRISCOE SMALL TOWN SATURDAY NIGHT (2010)
    470 OCTAVIA SPENCER SMALL TOWN SATURDAY NIGHT (2010)
    475 COLM FEORE JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT (2014)
    534 TIL SCHWEIGER THIS MEANS WAR (2012)
    541 HECTOR ELIZONDO The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    545 ROBIN WRIGHT WONDER WOMAN (2017)
    553 WILLIAM SADLER BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)
    579 DAVID PROVAL SMOKIN’ ACES (2006)
    581 ELIZABETH BANKS People Like Us (2012)
    614 SIMON PEGG STAR TREK (2009)
    614 SIMON PEGG STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
    614 SIMON PEGG STAR TREK: BEYOND (2016)
    616 DAVID JENSEN JUST MY LUCK (2006)
    618 JOHN ORTIZ THE FINEST HOURS (2016)
    625 JOHN W. IWANONKIW UNSTOPPABLE (2010)
    629 DAVID WARSHOFSKY UNSTOPPABLE (2010)
    631 JAMIE FOXX HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    642 DAVID THEWLIS WONDER WOMAN (2017)
    664 ALAN RICKMAN BOTTLE SHOCK (2008)
    671 WILLIAM SHATNER Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
    690 MIGUEL SANDOVAL BOTTLE SHOCK (2008)
    692 ROBERT PICARDO QUANTUM QUEST: A CASSINI SPACE ODYSSEY (2010)
    695 LEE NICHOLAS HARRIS JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT (2014)
    702 MARY PAT GLEASON BOTTLE SHOCK (2008)
    703 JOHN FRANCHI THE FINEST HOURS (2016)
    712 JANE SEYMOUR Blind Dating (2006)
    713 ROBERT BIZIK JUST MY LUCK (2006)
    716 HUGH JACKMAN Rise of the Guardians (2012)
    726 GEORGE FISHER Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    727 ANGELA BASSETT THIS MEANS WAR (2012)
    732 HRVOJE KLECZ INTO THE WOODS (2014)
    749 SEAN O’BRYAN THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT (2004)
    752 JORGA CAYE HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    768 PATRICIA CLARKSON BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)
    774 MISSI PYLE JUST MY LUCK (2006)
    789 WENDELL PIERCE BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)
    793 ALEX ROCCO Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    810 JUSTIN LONG BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)
    813 CHRISTOPH WALTZ HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    815 WILLIAM MORGAN SHEPPARD Star Trek (2009)
    827 VIOLA DAVIS BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)
    844 MINDY ROBINSON stretch (2014)
    854 IDRIS ELBA STAR TREK: BEYOND (2016)
    863 DEEP ROY STAR TREK (2009)
    863 DEEP ROY STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
    877 CHIWETEL EJIFOR Z FOR ZACHARIAH (2015)
    878 ZOE SALDANA STAR TREK (2009)
    878 ZOE SALDANA STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
    878 ZOE SALDANA STAR TREK: BEYOND (2016)
    880 PAUL BLACKWELL JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT (2014)
    881 TOM HARDY THIS MEANS WAR (2012)
    885 MARK HAMILL Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey (2010)
    893 RYAN REYNOLDS Smokin’ Aces (2006)
    939 JEFF CHASE STAR TREK (2009)
    939 JEFF CHASE STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (2013)
    952 LEW TEMPLE UNSTOPPABLE (2010)
    958 ANNE HATHAWAY The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    971 BRAD WILLIAM HENKE STAR TREK (2009)
    999 REESE WITHERSPOON This Means War (2012)

    In a quick count I find 12 Oscar winners Chris worked with (hey that’s 4 more than Jane Russell).

    ANNE HATHAWAY The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    CASEY AFFLECK THE FINEST HOURS (2016)
    CHRISTOPH WALTZ HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    DENZEL WASHINGTON Unstoppable (2010)
    JAMIE FOXX HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    JEFF BRIDGES HELL OR HIGH WATER (2016)
    JULIE ANDREWS The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)
    KEVIN SPACEY HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 (2014)
    MERYL STREEP INTO THE WOODS (2014)
    OCTAVIA SPENCER SMALL TOWN SATURDAY NIGHT (2010)
    REESE WITHERSPOON This Means War (2012)
    VIOLA DAVIS BEYOND ALL BOUNDARIES (2009)

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    1. Cogerson says:
      August 15, 2017 at 10:31 pm

      Hey Dan. First of all, thanks for all the information. I imagine that eventually Pine will work his way on to the list. Only one of the current Top 10….that seems pretty amazing. But the 12 Oscar winners is pretty impressive…especially when looking at the length of his career. As always…you are the man for sharing these lists.

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  2. SteinHoF16 says:
    August 13, 2017 at 8:42 am

    One of my favorite actors working today. I like how he is balancing small movies with major blockbusters. He seems to be an actor that will be here for awhile. Like Steve I hope he makes at least one more Star Trek movie.

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    1. Cogerson says:
      August 15, 2017 at 10:28 pm

      Hey SteinHOF….I agree….in some ways he is following Bruce Willis’ blueprint….going from huge big budget movies to interesting supporting roles in movies he finds interesting. Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

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  3. Steve Lensman says:
    August 13, 2017 at 5:52 am

    I really enjoyed the Star Trek reboot/prequel and thought Chris Pine really nailed the part of young James Tiberius Kirk, the swagger and charisma which William Shatner brought to the role decades ago was all there. The other cast members were effective in their roles too, particularly Zachary Quinto. Their last Trek wasn’t as successful as the others but I hope they make another one.

    I’ve seen 14 of the 22 films listed here. The ones I’ve enjoyed include – The three Star Trek movies, This Means War, Smokin’ Aces and most recently Wonder Woman.

    Hell or High Water was a pretty good movie, though a little overrated. Z for Zachariah had an interesting premise but I thought it was a bit dull. I haven’t seen any of the Princess Diaries movies.

    Good to see Star Trek 2009 topping the UMR and Critics charts.

    Looking at the trivia – fans of Chris Pine being known as Pine Nuts, that’s nice. Did you know that fans of SF author Philip K. Dick are known as D*ckheads? Yes this is so. Dick wrote the stories that Blade Runner, Total Recall and Minority Report were loosely based on.

    Another top job Bruce. Vote Up.

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    1. Cogerson says:
      August 15, 2017 at 10:27 pm

      Hey Steve….thanks for the comment on Captain Kirk. I have really enjoyed the Star Trek movies as well….I actually thought Beyond was the best of the reboot….I was sad it did not do as well as the other Trek movies.

      Tally count…I am at 19….#20 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement has been sitting on my DVD shelf for years just waiting to be watched…my daughters love those movies….but so far I have been able to resist…lol.

      I enjoyed Hell or High Water more than you did….Pine, Jeff Bridges and Ben Foster give some awesome performances in that one. I think Pinenuts is way better than D*ckheads…lol.

      Good stuff as always.

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  4. John Wayne says:
    August 13, 2017 at 4:27 am

    HOWDY AGAIN BIG CHIEF HIRSCHHORN!. Was saying to Pappy “Wish that varmint Joel’s book was as well written and interesting as his posts on this site.” I take it that this Work Horse who keeps getting plugs on the site is just a nickname for some galoot who a***s about the site and is not a real horse. If though he IS a real horse and because he is obviously a willing slave I wouldn’t mind hiring him and riding him across the range in one of my movies.

    I couldn’t pay him the lavish fee that little Asta got though. That cute little all-American doggie was the only help that Bill Powell had in carrying that Thin Man series at the box office whereas I can carry my own movies though genuine leading actresses like Lana and Sue Hayward do help boost the box office. Anyway if the Work Horse is not a real horse I can live with that provided he’s a Real American.

    By the way some chump on this site keeps referring to a Thin Woman series. I take it that the tag is a spoof take on that Loy dame. Certainly Bill’s just right to keep her pinned down as a virtual extra in his movies as wives should always be kept in the background so that they won’t get in the way of a man doing what a man’s gotta to do. I mean who would want dolls like that Kelly broad continually getting in the way of the action as she did with Cooper?

    Which leads me to protest about the way that this Cogerson critter’s gal seems to keep sticking her nose in on this site. Some fillies make the cut in my estimation like Miss Crawford who held her own with me in Reunion in France but generally speaking Pardner Cogerson should be advised that just as “An Englishman’s home is his castle” a Real American man should be Big Chief in his own wigwam and the squaws should usually be kept out of it if I may coin a few new colloquial phrases which I hope won’t sound too chauvinistic .

    My classic brainchild The Alamo has a wonderful theme tune The Green Leaves Summer to which some guy has recently attached lyrics. Could you not sing those Joel instead of that rock stuff that you keep belting out? Chill Wills tells me that round the campfire the other night somebody played your music and he couldn’t hear the coyotes howl. He prefers to listen to those little doggies but concedes their howling is not unlike your vocal chanting. As you may know, Chill does the voice of Francis the Talking Mule and, as he like me loves this site, as a tribute to it he was thinking of asking Universal to change the animal’s name to Francis the Talking Horse. If so would that get Francis an extra star from you Joel?

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    1. BOB says:
      August 13, 2017 at 4:41 am

      BRUCE

      Please see the previous post from The Duke which strayed somehow into my own E Mail system and which I have reproduced. I had to suppress some of his original text because it was full of Bruce Willis type language if you know what I mean and seemed to be a protest about W o C liking Wonder Woman. It is appears that it was the latter that set Big John off again as he thinks the tag Wonder Woman is a contradiction in terms.

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      1. Cogerson says:
        August 15, 2017 at 10:21 pm

        Hey Bob…I fixed that author issue.

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        1. BOB says:
          August 16, 2017 at 4:30 am

          HI BRUCE

          Your site I may forget but your kindness never. Seriously Bruce I am much obliged. it could be getting complicated enough as it is for other site users with all these long dead idols seemingly popping up on the site.

          Best wishes BOB

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    2. Cogerson says:
      August 15, 2017 at 10:23 pm

      Hey John…sadly there is no critical outlook on Chris Pine from Mr. Hirschhorn. I know I am tearing up too. Gotta admit you are indeed sounding pretty chauvinistic…lol. Things have changed since you became a superstar almost 80 years ago. Interesting comment.

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  5. WoC says:
    August 12, 2017 at 11:57 pm

    I will play the tally game for the first time. I have seen 9 of his movies. Most recently, Wonder Woman, which I really enjoyed.

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    1. Cogerson says:
      August 15, 2017 at 10:20 pm

      Hey Woc….congrats on a solid tally count of 9. Thanks for sharing this information.

      Reply

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