Want to know the best Chuck Norris movies? How about the worst Chuck Norris movies? Curious about Chuck Norris’s box office grosses or which Chuck Norris movie picked up the most Oscar® nominations? Need to know which Chuck Norris movie got the best reviews from critics and audiences? Well, you have come to the right place….because we have all of that information.
Every March 10th, me and my oldest son, Bryan, think about Chuck Norris. Why? You wonder? Well, March 10th just happens to be the day all three of us (Me, my oldest son and Chuck) were born. Earlier today, I was reading that Chuck is going to be 76 tomorrow, March 10th, 2016. So I figured I should do a UMR movie page on him. So Happy Birthday, Mr. Norris…hope you like your page.
Chuck Norris (1940-) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. This page will rank 22 Chuck Norris movies from Best to Worst in seven different sortable columns of information. Television shows, shorts, cameos and movies that were not released in theaters were not included in the rankings.
Chuck Norris Movies Ranked In Chronological Order With Ultimate Movie Rankings Score (1 to 5 UMR Tickets) *Best combo of box office, reviews and awards.
Chuck Norris Movies Can Be Ranked 6 Ways In This Table
The really cool thing about this table is that it is “user-sortable”. Rank the movies anyway you want.
- Sort Chuck Norris movies by co-stars of his movies
- Sort Chuck Norris movies by adjusted domestic box office grosses using current movie ticket cost (in millions)
- Sort Chuck Norris movies by yearly domestic box office rank
- Sort Chuck Norris movies how they were received by critics and audiences. 60% rating or higher should indicate a good movie
- Sort by how many Oscar® nominations and how many Oscar® wins each Chuck Norris movie received.
- Sort Chuck Norris movies by Ultimate Movie Rankings (UMR) Score. UMR Score puts box office, reviews and awards into a mathematical equation and gives each movie a score.
Possibly Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris
1. Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. As a child, Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
2. After serving in the Air Force, Chuck Norris opened a chain of Karate stores. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3. Chuck Norris’ celebrity clients at the Karate schools included: Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley, Donny Osmond, and Marie Osmond. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
4. Chuck Norris has a 10th-degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, and also an 8th-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
5. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee met at a martial arts demonstration in the early 1970s. This would lead to Chuck’s first major movie appearance in 1973’s The Way of the Dragon. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a full loaded gun…and won.
6. Chuck Norris has been married two times. He has five children. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
7. Out of all the Chuck Norris facts, his personal favorite is ‘Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.’.
8. Check out Chuck Norris‘s career compared to current and classic actors. Most 100 Million Dollar Movies of All-Time. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just has not worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Ok down at the bottom where nobody probably reads. Wow…Chuck’s movie career is statistically one of the worst that we have ever done a UMR page on. His average critic & audience rating is in the bottom 10 (9th worst average). His average UMR Score is the 2nd worst in our database. Only three of his movies reached the “fresh” rating of 60%. None of his movies crossed the $100 million adjusted domestic mark. None of his movies earned an Oscar® nomination. But seeing that the fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, and the fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. I will just wish Mr. Norris a Happy Birthday.
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:-D. Very good. And Happy birthday Bruce.
Thank you…Laurent….it is greatly appreciated.
Happy birthday Bryan.
You are in my time zone of B.C.
Thanks for the birthday shout out to my 28 year old. That sentence just looks weird…I feel like a kid…and yet my kid is 28…..it is just so confusing….lol.
Happy Birthday Chuck and Happy Birthday Dad!!! Great page!!
Thank you BryRog57…..and right back to you. How in the hell do I have a 28 year old son? Thanks for sharing the link. Enjoy your day.
Fantastic implementation of the jokes
Thank you Scotty glad you liked that. I wish I could have connected the real facts with the joke facts like how #1 went.
Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. As a child Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Hi, Bruce.
Happy Birthday! You are 49, right?
I’ve seen The Delta Force.
Norris died 20 years ago and yet he appeared in a 2012 movie?
Technology is weird.
Hey Flora….yep I will be 49 in 5 minutes. Bryan will be 28 in 4 hours and 5 minutes….he is 4 hours behind in Alaska. But in Virginia time he is 28 in 4 minutes now. I just had to add in some of the Chuck Norris “joke facts”. Thanks for the Happy Birthday wishes…and for checking out my Norris page.